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Wulf, thats all you need to know about my name. After all these years, I don't think I remember my real name anymore.

I was born, raised and trained in the country of Mist, and graduated as one of the survivors of my graudation exam... After becoming a Genin I quickly wanted to become a Chunnin just to gain the fucken respect I never got. I was made fun of as a child because my murmuring growls (and other animal related noises) and thick eyebrows... But that was quickly taken cared of when I simply hacked off the cocksuckers heads off.

By the time I was about 16 I was already a Chunnin and my teachers pushed me to become a Jounnin but I felt no need so, I stayed a low ranking nin just to make enough money to pay for blow jobs from hookers and lap dances at the local strip bars. Those fun years didn't last very long...

During those 'fun years', as I got older, my 'sickness' worsened and there being no cure... my parents locked me in the basement until one night... I murdered them.


And so, for 10 years I have been living off the fat of the land and fat off any random bitches I just happened to kill for a meal, let alone for a quick fuck.

That isn't the whole story... Afew years after killing my parents, I came across a little boy some where in the Fire country forests, while on my way to find my drug lord. The kid was named Ree and I took him under my wing and he is now my lacky, student, fuck buddy and... 'friend'.

He goes his own way but we always stay together during tough times. Like just recently, I had this shark looking asshole on my tail looking for a challange and I am never in the mood to fight anymore, waste of strength and time. Not to mention wrong time of the month. BWAHA man that shit sounded so wrong! Like Ima bitch or sumtin

So, Fuck you all and leave me the fuck alone, you fucken cocksucking, assholelicking fucken mindless fucken douche bags...

To keep myself updated, I've been seeing the gay world Tsunade for afew months, knocked her up and hey, yo, we're married n' shit. It's nice n' shit and I love her and I can't wait for that little punky baby-kins to pop up~


Wulf x Tsu-Tsu is fluffy love



Note: This is a fictional characters journal and background story with facts based off the manga 'Naruto', created Masashi Kishimoto. Do Not Take Seriously!